Gifts to be given at GSC

Cathy has outdone herself this year and has approved the following gifts for our upcoming GSC meeting.

The entire sales force upon arrival will be give 1 medium size douchebag with the KCI logo.

This years award winners will receieve a personalized (engraved TYCB) larger douchebag at the awards ceremony in Sidney.

After excepting your douchebag you will be asked to seal clap concurrently. This will be led by Julie Davis, Greg Matthews and Mike Delvacchio.

The excitment is overwhelming.

 

and RVP in region 4 will give us picture of Mike Delvachio on a stick. . .again.

 

He'll go way out of his way for Mike and the stick

 

I hope we get Tuirkeys

 

Instead of being a wise ass I hope they give you a dictionary.

 

On a stick, I'm sure.

 

Sticks just ordered

 

Bob lets do kites this year. Get us kites with MD picture and you can lead us in flying them. He'll be proud of you.

 

some of the CAMs give the same gift every year

 

i hope i get a b j again

 

know wonder we received cut backs with thinking like that and not on business you are totally disgusting and should have been a pimp

 

And you could work for me

 

This person could work for you, but could never work for anyone who requires written communication of any type. Very sad. My grade school son could have known how poorly this was written.

 

Plus we don't know how to spell no. Lay us off.

 

CAMs gotta be good for something

 

Last time I checked the things that a pimp and those that worked for pimps do certainly doesn't require written communication skills !! Your snappy comebacks need some work!! And before you try to make some snappy comeback about how I know what they do, please refer back to your snappy comeback guide!

 

A bottle of TUMS

 

A boat ride on the River Walk.

 

Me too

 

working to land a nooner, it'll be a first at a GSC