Halitosis

I have a dilemma here. My counterpart has the stinkiest breath. It could kill a cactus. Offices have even commented. I have discreetly tried to drop hints, but to no avail. It's ashamed because he's a really nice guy and a pretty good rep.

 

What state? City?

 

Be up front and let him know that he's a nice guy and that you don't want to offend him but that you've noticed his breath smells funny and that if it were you that you would want to know.

 

You should "snowball" him with your DM. Once he has tasted your DM's cum, you will then appreciate his breathe more!

 

You need to throw him under the bus. You must eliminate as many as your pod mates as possible before the layoff's!

 

What layoff, the company is doing fine?

 

following the industry trend of reducing the total number of pod mates before and after the november election

 

Tell him to stops spitting and swallow. Help him out and show him, honey.

 

Honestly you can just go to this website and send an anymous letter. He will never know where it came from because anyone could have is email from his business card.

http://www.therabreath.com/tellafriend.asp

 

You ever thing thats his bad breath might come from that bad bagina you served him?

 

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