HAPPY FUGGING ST PADDY'S DAY!!!!!

Genotyping?
We don't need no steenking genotyping!!!

Give me Guinness!!!

 

that's what she said

 

Starting me holiday bender now, maybe when I wake up sometime thursday this nightmare will be over. Pass the Mist and another guiness.

 

Just so you know, I puked this morning.
And I'm still going to be in the field today.

DEDICATION

 

I think I just peed myself, luckily my legs are numb from all the whiskey. Off to the parade.

 

Too much green beer last night
My poop was olive colored this morning

 

ME SO DRUNK AND HORNIE!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME, LONG TIME. IM DRUNK AND GOING TO SOIL MY LUCKY CHARMS AT THE LOCAL ASIAN SPA. A LITTLE RUBBIE RUB...SUCKIE SUCK...PHUCKIE PHUCK!

OHH YEAHHH

 

Just puked on a bagpipe player. Time for another pint o guiness.

 

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haha I will go no matter what my #'s are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

All of the sales directors went 2/2
but only one of the managers 1/8
and only two of the reps 2/75?

That is absolutely reeedickulous
But I guess if you can cook the books well enough to get Qiagen to pay five times what digene was worth, you can cook the year end numbers to make them look as good as you need to qualify for the trip.

YEAR END NUMBERS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN SHOWN OR SHARED WITH THE SALES FORCE FOR TWO STRAIGHT YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEEEE-motivating

 

amazing huh? noone makes their #'s ( although were not sure cause we cant see then) but director of sales and a manager goes.
And the year before that, they picked them out of a hat--noone knew or will ever know the rankings.
we are told on a town hall call that the #'s are bad, we shouldnt be upset by them, yet half the sales force is on a warning letter or pip--because of the numbers!!!
Would that be the numbers we were told not to stress about??
what crap this all is.Im sticking around only for the paycheck.
digene was such a great company culture::::::::::::sigh:::::::::::::

 

goals were set wrong
didn't factor in interval extension or an FDA approved competitor
fire 30% of the reps because now they know they shouldn't have
doubled the CS sales force and leave the lab sales force understaffed
and covering multiple states. My lab rep has 4 different hologic lab reps
they are competing with. hologic has smaller territories and better relationships
with their customers.

Please direct us out of this quaqmire. We're being collared by competition. We are
young boys being sacrificed at the altar.

 

Why even have a President's Club if only two get to go? I don't understand the alignment of the other Qiagen divisions but it seemed like there were about 30 of THEM get reward trips. But the integration is complete I guess.

 

It's almost me very favorite holiday of de year.


Shore and Be Gore AHHHHHHHHHH

 

1 month till the bestest day of the year. Check out my new ringtone to get meeself all pumped up.
Cheers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

 

New day, new ringtone. A pint of guiness to whomever can tell me what the n17 is.
Cheers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsFHfOLm2e0

 

Not only did I drink the night away, I drank the weekend away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3n1ZXdKQrQ

Note to self: Must limit servings of Irish Car Bombs to 7.

 

I wonder if MF had a ride along somewhere down south today?

 

4 months and 6 days, just did 10 car bombs to warm up. Puked all over the xbox, but can afford a new one with the new salary. CHEERS.
PS: And don't forget to register on celtic lounge if you want a raise.