Houston? Do we have a problem?

Discussion in 'Takeda' started by anonymous, Sep 1, 2017 at 4:44 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Just wondering.....

    What are the Houston area reps doing this week? Do they still get paid?? How does this effect their Cresset rankings?? What about reach and frequency metrics??
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Classy. And it's "affect" you dolt.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Yes, it is classy that I'm concerned about my co-workers in Texas. Thank you for the correction......oh...and GO FUCK YOURSELF, ASSHOLE!

    Is that the right wording? Thanks grammar nazi
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Of course they are expected to work! They can put on a pair of shorts and wade to offices! We have lives to save with our Lundbeck counterparts! Everyone will be depressed in Houston, so we have a golden opportunity here for Trin! Their Cresset ratings be damned! Now we will see who will step up, and who the slackers are!

    Signed:
    Takeda CEO Idiot
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Of course they are expected to work! They can put on a pair of shorts and wade to offices! We have lives to save with our Lundbeck counterparts! Everyone will be depressed in Houston, so we have a golden opportunity here for Trin! Their Cresset ratings be damned! Now we will see who will step up, and who the slackers are!

    Signed:
    Takeda CEO Idiot
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    From Takeda Mgt:

    Attention all reps in the flood zone, please be safe and take care of your families and neighbors first - Takeda and the rest of America is here to assist you and help you in your recovery efforts!

    In the coming days, sales ops will dispatch drones to drop an inflatable raft packed with a small japanese battery powered miniature outboard at or near your address....please air up the raft immediately and have it ready to go for drop #2 which will consist of dry samples for your most important customers, a few spare bottles of water along with a small charging brick to run your ipads for signatures. Don't forget to pre-call plan! Credit for sales numbers to make up for storm related absences will be averaged using the approximation to the binomial times 14 standard deviations averaged out using the coefficient of linear correlation. Please send all questions regarding sales credits to your DBM's who barely passed college algebra.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    insults aside, seriously, what do people in that area do now? I pray for them.