HOW DO I PASS A QUEST DRUG TEST

Discussion in 'Quest Diagnostics' started by Anonymous, Mar 28, 2007 at 10:41 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest


    LMAO good one. Maybe he moved to Colorado and opened a Pot dispensary !
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Whos stupid now bitch> its you!!!! s
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Bath soaps are a good alternative just getting hard to acquire and they are cleansing.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Everyone failed to mention the drug screen that requires a hair specimen. It tests for the above-mentioned drugs but is reliable for 90 days back.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Shave your head, ya goofus
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Way to come back there bucko.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    No, that wasn't me, (the "Marlboro Man").......I don't post like that. I am more factual and low key in my posts. I just wish people on this forum were more positive. Quest provides good benefits and paychecks to tens of thousands of families. But then the proof is in the pudding. You people go to your jobs, OBEY YOUR SUPERIORS, and collect your paychecks. Tomorrow you will show up for your jobs at Quest, and the next day, and the next day. Like it or not, you work for Quest. You made your bed. Make the best of it. Win.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    ho much?
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Study Study Study
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    First if you are in the job market it probably best to curtail your use for several weeks while looking for a job. At the most recent AACC meeting I attended a toxicology seminar around how people attempt to cheat urine drug tests. The PhD that gave the seminar was involved in continuous research on how to detect adulteration substances that mask drug testing results. His approach was to find everyday readily available products that people could use or try to use to falsify the tests.
    He did present that currently there was one item that masks the results and is undetectable by the in use screens to identify adulteration substances. Quest tests for pH, creatinine and oxidants as adulteration substances when performing the urine drug screens. Visine will mask r positive results and is undetectable by the adulteration screens. Now that being said you must ensure that you do not dilute the urine sample to the point that the creatinine drops to low. This is best done by not doing a system flush at the same time. Carry the visine close to the body to ensure it is body temperature, void your urine into the cup, add the entire vial of visine, cap and mix well. Make sure not to leave the empty bottle behind.
    You could easily test this out at home by purchasing single analyte urine test kits on Amazon. THC is 10 for $15.
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Simple, Dumbass. Don't use drugs.
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    My thoughts exactly..lol
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    shut pu bonr
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yay! Our dickless friend Marlboro man is back! We missed you buddy...
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Dough... the troll caught me.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    But I Need my Visine to Conceal my Red Eyes from my drug use. Can't I just use 1/2 a bottle?LOL
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    to pass a drug test you get a friend to pee in a bottle. you crotch the bottle. then you pour the bottle in the pee cup.
     
  18. anonymous

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  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    HILARIOUS RESPONSE! Thank you, we all needed the laugh! LOL !!!
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    The fact that you think that response was hilarious shows us just how stupid you are. Get a life!!!