I Drove Around Today and Farted in my Car

Make sure you take PTO and stay home

 

Now why would I do that?

 

All electronic devices have GPS

 

No they don’t

 

Just leave it off. No power, no tracking. Pretty simple.

 

Lots of gas today. Must have been the burrito I ate in El Pueblo today. Still beats looking for new business.

 

El Pueblo! Authentic as it gets!

 

You deserve what is coming, junior. It takes a special kind of scumbag to disrespect our great new organization after all the opportunities we have afforded you. Get ready for your future working the drive thru at the home of the whopper.

 

Gee we haven’t heard from you in awhile. I was kinda hoping you hung yourself in your mommy’s basement. Go away we all know you are Fake News.

 

um, sales professional ? isn't that a stretch ....

 

Stink it up!

Heh heh

 

Very stinky. Just like this company.

 

I let a gas bomb go today and thank goodness the weather allowed me to row down my window. What a stinker!

 

Did you shit your pants yet?

 

Going down to Memphis

 

Had to let a dirty samchez rip right before I picked up the SD. Funny, he almost gagged when he closed the door. Loser

 

I had the some of the best black bean salsa and refried beans at a picnic today.

I pity the driver side seat tomorrow!

 

The same loser posting BS

 

Not even a nugget