I Drove Around Today and Farted in my Car

It’s Monday morning, son. The start of a new work week. Now we all know that you are a sensitive guy that needs to constantly express his feelings, but if you really care about Quest Diagnostics, how about putting in an honest days work and reporting back to us on your progress? The Shiel situation is and always has been out of your control, beyond your scope of influence and well above your ability to comprehend. Try to work with what you have. Hope this helps.

 

Never give up

 

priceless!!!

 

I cannot wait to see the reaction when??????????

 

You will realize it was personal and you will deal with the problems that may come your way.

 

I can only hope!

 

Indeed !

 

I just got home and made a New England Patriot Burrito and inclided all the fixings!

Pork
Fejolos
Rice
Jalapenos
Mole
Secret Sauce
Pico
Tortilla

Can't wait to fart all over my seats tomorrow in support of making Quest great again. Lol.

 

Bravo!
My next series of farts will have Nashville hints of Hatties and GooGoo Clusters
Hot chicken cometh

 

Your parents must be so proud.

 

I drank a sixer of Michelob Ultra last night and like the chances of stinking up my seats today

 

God speed young man.
May the force be with you.

 

This is no try. Only do.

 

Another lost soul

 

I'm cooking up a keto enchilada bowl in my Instant Pot tonight. I like the chances of stinking up my car tomorrow.

 

I farted so hard today my air bag went off!

Ok, I’m kidding about the airbag but not about the awesomeness of that toot!

 

Disgusting