I love the Yaris because...

Screaming at the top of my lungs and flailing my arms like a maniac will be more effective than honking the horn.

 

I can grab supplies from the trunk while sitting in the driver seat!

 

Thanks to Japanese engineering we now have a vagina on wheels.

 

Driving it in the snow/rain is the best experience of my life! Love being passed by semi trucks on the turnpike! Running over a Yaris is like hitting a turtle!

 

I was almost killed in the Yaris. I love it because it did not kill me.

Thank you MDL for letting me go while I recovered from my injuries

 

I feel hella phat rolling down the street on sixteens with no hubcaps.

 

When it breaks down I can still make it to my lunch on time by running.

 

I feel really good about myself when a smart car blows by me like I'm not even moving.

 

I feel really good about myself when a smart car blows by me like I'm not even moving.

 

A Yaris as a company car, what an insult.

 

Yep. sometimes for amusement, I race a street cleaner. 50/50. If we both start from a dead stop....street cleaner wins. If my Yaris is already and the wind is to my back....usually me.

 

LOL!!!

 

I took the front seat out, now I can drive more comfortably from the back seat! Works GREAT!

 

When I step on the gas pedal I really feel alive...vroom vroom babyyyyyyyyy!

 

This happens:

Cop: "This guy has no idea I'm hiding here" *s******

Me: "I see you po-po piggy" *speed up

Cop: "Got you now! MWAHAHAHA"

Me: "Peace bitch" *fly by at 95mph

Cop: "Oh, just a Yaris" *nevermind

Me: "MWAHAHAHA"

 

I look like this rolling down the road

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/willowtigris/yaris.jpg

 

I'm "Ridin' Dirtay":

They see me rollin'
In the Yaris
MDL does not know what a car is

They hatin'
On the two-door
Everyone thinks I am dirt poor

No hubcaps
Feelin' pimp
STDs makin' me go real limp

 

no with my 22 inch rims on my yaris, now thats style off course painted pruple