Impressive Study Results

I am a non invasive Cardiologist at the University of Pennsylvania and I'm really impressed with what I have read. I see Zoll as a company on the rise and I for one am going to look to partner with them. If this data is disseminated properly I see massive growth in the future of LifeVest!

 

My name is Dr. Doolittle. I shine shoes too !

 

Impressive new tactic by Zoll upper management - Hard to believe that a physician from a respected institution would post on this troll farm.

 

How is this in any way impressive

 

Sorry to say this but if you are dim witted enough to believe that the OP is an actual Cardiologist you should be bagging groceries at Kroger.

 

You never know

 

Yes, yes you do

 

and i’m Dr. Seuss.

 

explain the weartime please doctor.

 

Well doctor?

 

Always been a crappy product. Study confirms it again.

 

Yes it does suck but I sell it anyway

 

I can no longer afford my drug habit with this job. Any thoughts?

 

Territory Managers, do not embarrass yourselves by trying to put lipstick on this pig. Your credibility will be diminished. Save the respect you’ve earned with your customers. When you are in your next sales job in Cardiology they will remember how you carried yourselves through this and you will be well served. You do not owe this company your reputation.

 

Couldn’t agree more. Jobs come and go but your reputation doesn’t. Currently interviewing to get out of here. Can’t lie about crappy study results. Didn’t hit endpoint. Ends right there.

 

It is such an embarrassment that somebody from within the upper leadership in this company puts a post and Café Pharma pretending to be a cardiologist saying they’re impressed with the results. This company is such a scam and always has been! I still don’t understand how they’re getting away with what they get away with. The study is a complete failure and now the that you have the president of floodgate recruiting agency posting videos on LinkedIn stating that there’s a 36% reduction in mortality of this “great study” ? First of all it’s a relative risk risk reduction which doesn’t mean shit and it missed it’s Primary endpoint. I guess the recruiters have to keep lying along with Zoll so they can continue to get people to take the job that Everyone keeps quitting,so they get their recruiting fees. The lying just doesn’t end at that this corporation. It’s unbelievable. Most unethical company out there.

 

The study was a success, end of story.

Dr KV

 

Top new indications for a WCD or LifeVest:
1.) Boat anchor
2.) Parachute deployment system-Look "it reduced all-cause mortality in sky divers"
3.) Car airbag deployment system- why not they are flawed too
4.) Podium stand for the sniveling weasels Whiting and Rennert to stand on to reach the microphone

 

There’s going to be a mass exodus. Corporate better give out realistic sales quota for new year realizing we have a lot of damage control to do these coming months. If they don’t, I am out of here. ASM should be a drinking fest since our business has become a big joke. ZOLL underpowered it’s own study, assholes.

 

Thanks Dr Volosin!