Intelligent Devices

Discussion in 'Covidien' started by Anonymous, Jun 21, 2010 at 12:16 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The Ultra Powered GIA has returned at least a .00000000001 investment hasnt it?.....good job
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    why does my idrive ultra keep blinking SOS in morse code?
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    It's all catching up with this s--- hole of a company
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Uneducated idiot(s) strike again. And everyone is amazed when things go south.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    is this the best product ever!!! or what
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I am anxiously anticipating the release of unintelligent devices. Perhaps Applied's much anticipated energy line will fall into this category.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What? Not feeling " The Power of One?" Lol
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    we ought to make greek yogurt.....ultra global greek yogurt
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    only 77 more reads to hit 50k c'mon you cov boneheads!!!!!
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    benchods!
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    PH....this guy really tries to take credit for buying someone else's innovation?


    “We are honored to have two products recognized by the prestigious MDEA program this year,” said PH, Chief Technology Officer, Surgical Solutions, Covidien. “Congratulations to both the Sonicision and iDrive Ultra teams for their tremendous achievements. Product research and development can be complex and challenging; however we have many dedicated people working to turn great ideas into valued medical solutions. We take great pride in Covidien’s ability to develop innovative technologies that improve clinical performance, while striving to reduce overall healthcare costs.”

    Product Research can be complex?....too complex for you COV idiots
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    He takes credit for buying someone else's idea but neglects to mention not being able to make it work. The good thing about MD&M is that the products don't actually have to work as long as you are advertising with Cannon.
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Typical COV delusion illusion o great emissary and messenger of the gods
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    robot???? we should get a robot to hand suture using the intelligent device as a clamp
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    oh wait...we'll need a manual crank in order to get the device to clamp.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    cant we just add a little flip out video screen like on a camcorder and sell this as a robot. LCD's can be autoclaved right???
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    please, please, please try and launch a robot...that would be the funniest project ever!!!!!
    just make part of it have some consumer scrap value so it wont be a total loss.....at least a dvd player
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    troll here...how is that powered POS doing?
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    where is that giant stapler that was in the lobby in n haven...i want to buy it and use it as a monument to failure...can someone pull it out of storage or was it tossed along with the 150mil? it's been kind of fun watching all you arrogant pricks fail

    1) run away from the project at the 1st opportunity with your tails between your legs
    2) get canned
    3) watch the pmo group begin mumbling to themselves
    4) see your management get hoodwinked by a snake oil salesman from pmi
    5) everyone from the guy cleaning the toilets to the ceo knew it was a pos
    6) duh let me see in pmi's last year they sent out 200 units and there were 200 in the "refurbish room"......but you could fix that with your superior skills
    7) sad part is pmi's was better than the even worse pos you were working on for 2 years
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    suckers!!!