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Ironwood

Discussion in 'Forest Laboratories' started by Anonymous, Aug 31, 2012 at 2:13 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Did Forest seriously name their new bowel drug Ironwood?! Haha..just sounds funny.
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    no, that is the name of the company that developed and has dual marketing rights to the product.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Sounds like a drug to compete with Viagra...ha ha
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Haha! Classic
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I can't wait to talk to my physicians about bowel movements. That's why I went to college. I'm fired up. I can't wait to describe what the bowel movements will look like with our new blockbuster!
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We get to talk about corn and peanuts. Yummy!
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    My counterpart gives me Ironwood in my pants.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    For my presentation today doctor. I've brought in my doody in a plastic bag before Linzess and a bag of my doody after Linzess. CHECK IT OUT! And we wonder why we get Zero respect anymore.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    IBS is a legitimate medical need, not something that should warrant "zero respect" for bringing the drug to market. If you're too squeamish/prudish to acknowledge that we have bodily functions, perhaps you've chosen the wrong line of work.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Just launched a nice number 5 mmmmmmm joy!
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Legitimate medical need?! HA! "Doctor I can't take a dump and my belly hurts. What should I do?" Doctor responds, "How about increasing your water and fiber intake and taking filling this pysch drug Rx that I'm writing for you".
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You morons have further illustrated why Forrest is the only company you are qualified to work at. You sound like a bunch of uneducated frat boys. Please just stay out of the way and let the ironwood specialty reps who generally have an interest in the patients and doctors grow your share for you.
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We have the best specialty reps. We don't need u ironhead reps getting in our way
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    your specialty reps are special alright. specially stupid and useless and rude and pass their computer backs and lie and annoy me and just plan stink. they stink worse than the useless medicine that we sell. if you can even call it medicine.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    If you want to get big bonuses, stay out of the specialty reps way.
    We were promoted for a reason and ironheads, just SHUT THE F UP!!!
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Forrest specialty lol. You guys are the worst robotic scripted message sales people in the country. That's why you are paid as such.
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    As an Ironwood manager, let me make this perfectly clear: We will manage the specialists. You can stick with the FPs where your robotic calls and sample drops might carry some weight. Leave the real work to us.
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Fuck ironwood, we will buy your shitty company and you will be out of a job soon.
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Iron head reps suck
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    It must suck knowing that our reps make more than your managers.