IT REORG

Discussion in 'Celgene' started by anonymous, Dec 6, 2018 at 10:48 PM.

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  1. anonymous

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    IT REORG is in full effect right after the holidays. It will be done in phases. Phase 1 January, then more changes through April. I will post the new org chart soon. It will look something like this

    Jiazz
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    NOBODY LEFT FROM OLD LEADERSHIP TEAM (LOL!!)
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    EVERYTHING OUTSOURCED/SERVICES FROM BANGLADESH
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    SOME JUNIOR RESOURCE WHO SPEAKS ONLY URDU
     

  2. anonymous

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    Who cares? IT is not the pulse of any company including this one. You obviously have an issue with someone.
     
  3. anonymous

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    Long time coming! Anyone who resists any change in the broken IT group is likely a RW crony. See ya!!
     
  4. anonymous

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    Dude, there's a reason IT is dominated by East Indians. If you want to get ahead and have a life, you need to be in finance, hr, or in the lab. IT is essentially a vendor.
     
  5. anonymous

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  6. anonymous

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    will the people with senior manager title be depromoted to Technicians, will some long time employees who were doing cabling job in their previous job be fired
     
  7. anonymous

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    Can't wait to see what Mr. "Jazz Hands" has in store for this sorry excuse for a dept. Sure there are few bright bulbs. It's the majority of the other dumbshits that are only here for a paycheck who drown out those lights.

    Course looking Jazz Hands past. Let's say just when you think it can't get any worse. That light at the end of the tunnel is a damn train.
     
  8. anonymous

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    so is this still happening? #IT2020
     
  9. anonymous

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    Hopefully it will because there are a lot of dumba$$es in Corp IT who need to go. Or you can accept the fact Jazz Hands is gonna lube up the new owners schlongs and go-to work polishing it. Hope he doesn't have a gag reflex lol.
     
  10. anonymous

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    Dude you are sad. Who even talks like that? You're clearly "little" and probably haven't been laid since ST left the commercial org.
     
  11. anonymous

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    What does ST have to do with it? Clearly was the best Celgene ever had!
     
  12. anonymous

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    You have to admit there aren't a lot of very smart people in the Corp IT realm. Here's to hoping the reorgs clear some dead weight.
     
  13. anonymous

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    There are lot of egomaniac's there walking around wearing cologne like a women,having a manger, acting as if they know something, hope all of them will lose job either through reorg of acquisition
     
  14. anonymous

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    Looks like IT will be consolidated now with BMS
     
  15. anonymous

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    Damn that's too bad. Looks like the barnacles aren't going to get cleaned up, the dingle berries are clinging to the hairy asshole, etc.
     
  16. anonymous

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    i call bs! Way too soon to know about structure
     
  17. anonymous

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    HR here, reliable sources have been confirmed that a major announcement about reorg will be taking place on April 15th!!! About 25% of Sales force will be reduced due to lap over, standard compensation packages will be issued.
     
  18. anonymous

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    BS