Janssen Culture ONE word

ONE word to describe Janssen Culture

 

Why, it rhymes with Marti.

Paaaaaaarrrrrrttttttyyyyyyy!

I'm on vacation most of the time. Loooooovvvveeee JBI!

 

DiKarma!

 

JBI is being renamed. It will now be called "Marti's Farti".

When someone asks us where we work, we'll say. "I work for Marti's Farti"
And they'll say "That stinks"
Oh yeah it sure does, we'll say.

 

Did I answer right, Marti?

Because I'll keep guessing if you want. Me and all my friends here.

 

She's got to be steaming this morning! Thanks for starting this thread!

 

I hope she never leaves. It's too easy to hide out now. Who wants that to change?
Marti, I hope you stay here forever!

 

Cesspool.

 

Love what my DM said when he read this thread. He said his one word would rhyme with Marti: Farty.
Isn't that funny? True too!

JBI culture is Farty! It stinks like one of Marti's farts!

 

Our culture is NOTHING if we don't step up to do something for Puerto Rico. Getting frustrated more and more. As a company we need to do something. Where is our senior leadership on this?

 

Screw this company. They think that it is ok to change a person's pay after they already earned it then use that savings to pay for their silly trips. Im going to drop from 10 calls per day to 9. Screw them.

 

My one word is Easy Street.
Permanent vacation, Marti. What you gonna do about it? Lol

 

As head of JBI, does Marti have use of the company's private jet? I've heard that national-level RBDs get to fly private so I imagine she does too. If that's the case, why don't we borrow the jet and fill it with supplies for PR? I would really respect Marti and the RBDs for doing that.

 

reverse discrimination

 

I hear she has a submarine too. It would be nice if she and the RBDs all got in it, went to the bottom of the sea, and stayed there.

But only after dropping off supplies in Puerto Rico!

 

Marti hates older reps.
Which is funny. Does she thinks she'll never age? It's going to be fun when the ravages of age start hitting her. Like some of the RBDs.

 

I will give you two words: HUGE BASE.

I don't even care about bonuses and all that crap. I have security and a big base. My spouse makes way more money than anyone who finishes first in this company, so we just use my base to finance our fun in life.

Jealous?

 

I find the entire organization laughable. I love how you losers refer to your managers as senior leadership. I can honestly say I have never seen even a hint of leadership amongst your senior managers.

 

Dat true true. MH not lovin the "Grays". JNJ lovin her dat she hatin dem Grays.

 

Marti needs a taste of what Pete d got, right?