Jilly Bean Thanksgiving Thoughts

Please take your mind off the fact you won't be with extended family this year by working extra hard these next three days. The more you do for me and Mother BI, the better you'll feel. I eat, sleep and drink this job as you know. YOU SHOULD TOO! No belly akin, and crying "not fair" .

 

It’s funny you put Jilly Bean and Thoughts in the same line. I wonder if she ever thinks about why no one internally ever applies for the openings reporting to her.

 

She has openings that need to be filled? How many? 2 or 3?

 

2. That third position can be a stinker.

 

Now you sweet little therapeutic specialists just simmer down like the stuffing I am making while reviewing how many sweet little emails each of you have sent out. Always enjoy getting my work done before a thanksgiving feast provided by this fine company.
Speaking of those darling email correspondences each of you have diligently filled the inboxes of folks just eager to use your therapies; we need to have some tea over a teams meeting and figure out how many more can be sent. A little mockingbird tells me quite an opportunity exists. My sweet little darling business managers are very excited to move that needle on email activities. Also we need to finish our tea talking about how the new virtual engagement expectations will be set. Remember y’all smile, click and dial.
Oops it’s time to brine my turkey and check another tiny little report!

 

There better not be almonds or some other weird shit in that stuffing, and definitely, do not shove it in a dead birds ass.

 

I don't see how she has room in that iron gullet for a holiday feast, when it's so full of corporate Kool-Aid 24/7. Time to adjust the meds.

 

Stay tuned for a sweet corporate recipe
Have your ingredients on hand two respimat devices, a handful of Jardiance, dash of pradaxa and a topping of top customer success stories
Together we will provide a feast fit for a special sales team.
I can hardly wait just so giddy
Time to answer more emails