Job Posting

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR FINANCIAL REPORTING
Montefiore Medical Center
Tarrytown, NY 10591


Director, Financial Planning & Analysis
Health Care Navigator
4 West Red Oak Lane, West Harrison, NY, USA

 

How many hours per week?

 

I bet less than here. It’s a hospital so probably a 9-5 gig.

 

Various ones. The postings come from email alerts.

 

9-5? Sign me up! Hours are so abnormal here.

 

Accounts Receivable Supervisor
Crown Awards
9 Skyline Drive, Hawthorne, NY 10532

 

Already applied last week

 

Have an interview there today, is it walkable?

 

WANTED

Obese, bearded lady with tattoos
to be used as a carnival barker and
featured as a foil in the dunking tank.
Needs to help out in the VW act
with the other 15 clowns.
Sword-swallowing a plus.

High pay, based on experience.

 

Can I smoke sweetie?

 

Yes and wear flip flops too

 

Manager, R&D Finance
Regeneron
Tarrytown, NY

 

I believe the company is owned by Orthodox Jews.
They don't hire people with tattoos.

 

Or cute piggly polished toesies in flip flops