Killing My Metrics!

Discussion in 'Boehringer Ingelheim' started by anonymous, Aug 28, 2020 at 10:01 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Phoned 5 offices today. Was hung-up on by three pissy receptionists, laughed at by 1 and sent to voicemail by the other. Left a message, got on computer and sent 10 VAEs to random people on target list, text a nurse and conducted a virtual lunch with Veeva Engage in which only the office manager talked to me. Recorded 22 engagements! I ROCK! Who Da’ Man on the Engagement Report? I am!
     

  2. anonymous

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    Did a virtual lunch at my neighbors house today
    Who knew the Mexican restaurant rents margarita machines
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Been at the lake all summer lying about all my Veeva calls. Wow. Can’t believe my luck.