Lance Lopez

What’s this new manager that they hired from the outside story?

 

Not sure. But I'm also inquiring for a "friend"

 

Hakuna matada.

Mr. Trump, tear down that wall!

 

You have no idea what’s about to happen to you all. Ask any former or current Merck rep about good ole Lance.

 

RPW's soulmate. How much money do these disaster managers cost the shareholders? Revolving door of reps, constant interviewing and training expenses, and a demotivated sales force that could actually sell more with good management. HR, do your job and stop wasting resources.

 

ALWAYS be prepared to role play before each call. Never deviate from his roll play. Always place samples the way he likes to place them. NEVER set samples down before you get a signature.
Make as many useless excell sheets with data and numbers. He LOVES that shit! He will micromanage every aspect of the job. Including the amount of time you spend backing up from a parking lot.

Make sure you drive perfectly! He will rip you a new asshole if you don’t.
He loves Monday ride a longs and fridays. He might wana do a ride along on a Sunday!

He will track you, never lie of where you are. ALWAYS EXPECT HIM TO TRACK EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE. He was trained by a micromanager and has become a bigger asshole than his old boss.

He makes reps cry, he will break you down step all over you and make you cry some more. He is the type of manager that enjoys making people miserable.

My suggestion, get the fuck out of his territory and inform all of your team members to document everything he does and says. Always assume he is fucking you over And report him every time he does anything that makes you uncomfortable.

He should NEVER manage anything alive.

Good luck, you will need it.

 

Simply the worst manager any of you will ever work for. He will pick apart everything you do. He’s very abusive!

 

Many folks went to HR, gave exit interviews, contacted Directors, etc to no avail. This went on for a decade or more. Lance is wicked smart, he will never come across as an ass if there are witnesses, he will always be caring, calm and supportive on teleconferences, meetings, emails, etc. It is when he gets you alone in the car that your nightmare will begin.

As others have said, document, record him etc. Good luck to you guys.

 

Wow just heard about Lance getting on with Lily. This is really shocking considering his reputation. Good luck to you all. I feel very sorry for you.

 

Looks like the territory he just filled is open again?! Any info? Thanks

 

Because the person was smart and got out before Lance could terrorize them!

 

Hows it going with the Asshat? Has his weird awkwardness begun to show itself? Has his ridiculous nip picking everything you do begun? Has he singled out a member of the district to bully and push out?
Don't worry....it will

 

Lance is really smart and well respected by both the team and clients. He always trying to help bring value to patients and support the exceptional talent that he works with. We are lucky to have a rock star in the organization. Please stop these negative posts on Lance!

 

Please stop all of the negative posts about Lance, he does not like them and feels that it makes him look bed.Thanks!

 

you are such a scumbag troll. You got let go from Merck because you sucked, and now you are out to get Lance. Scumbag! Get a job, get a life. You were the problem all along

 

Lance well was never well liked or respected, but he does not deserve the negative posts.

 

Doesn't like the taste of his own medicine? What goes around comes around.

 

With a name like Lance Lopez, shouldn't he be doing porn?

 

Karma, Lance Boy. Should have thought about that when you were torturing people. Scum like you need to be exposed.