Message from wily Chinese businessman

Few weeks ago I sold Chinese pregnancy test to stupid American. He keeps peeing on test checking for corona. In China this American is well known for putting the beans above the frank. Now same American wants to more buy more tests but has decided grow his business by acquisition so he wants to buy underperforming Chinese lab so we are going to sell him the wuhan virology and tampon institute. All the workers are super excited but their English is terrible and running around chanting “flanks and beans”, flanks and beans. He has corona expert on staff that once read a Chinese menu and says she is fluent in Chinese too. We going to give her bat as gift. His sales will plummet ....he is so stupid but we excited to unload this bat crap on him

amen flanks and beans