Millennials at Abbvie

How???

 

And being put on the S O registry

 

Someone in management got BUSTED by HR. Try cleaning up your act.

 

It's more fun to post on CP in red font blaming MILLENNIALS for all the world's problems. Plus I'm in the C Suite and Shot Caller Baller.

 

Someone got reported to Human Resources by a Millennial

 

I'm special. I'm a VP.

 

Are you a BOOMER ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
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WORD

 

Re: New Hires

 

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Don’t write in cursive, millennials are easily confused.

 

IDK? I'm impressed he knows how to use a red font.!

 

#1 post on string. How true!

 

The market has been very good to me. Just treated myself to Mac Pro with 1.5 TB Ram. Dropped 52 stacks and change. Privilege is a beautiful thing. My go to guy at Apple store wasn’t there and an inexperienced young tool tried to close deal. Told her to call him and he was there in 15 minutes. Life is Good!

 

My friend, I assume you wrote it off as business expense for consulting gig or did you fork out the whole $52k? A grand for the monitor stand and 400 bucks for the wheel cart is ridiculous.

 

Another Millennial bites the dust.
***was warned that she must avoid all situations which compromise her effectiveness as ****** Further, to avoid any appearance of retaliation towards *****the performance appraisal will be reviewed by me with input from *****If there are any further substantiated incidents of this kind from ******, more serious disciplinary action may result up to and including her termination. If any part of this warning is unclear, please see me immediately so I may clarify my position on this matter.

TERMINATED for cause two weeks after this email.

 

Keep staring at those kitties during the review process Flagg. Your time is coming.

 

OK Boomer

 

Time to get a life, bro. We get it. You don't like millennials.

 

Another Saturday night on the cafe?