New GSK mobile phones might be coming our way...

Hi I worked in corporate operations there's a need to increase your productivity the idea you're here is to make sure you work all day my tip to you at least is to buy a microwave oven place it vehicle trunk is that the phone will be on because of the construction of the microwave oven your phone will not receive the signal if you turn off the phone and also your manager who will Vaal you in a few minutes call you to see if you're working make sure you buy a microwave oven and put it in your trunk of your car as that will control and a any microwave for cellular so you heard from cellular translation

 

dont have your iPhone connected to your car while driving.... can easily track your location while driving and talking.. that is a company violation and grounds for termination. Keep that in your mind. Be sure to pull over on the side of the road in a safe location if you talk on the phone. Do not text or email while driving.

 

Even with this warning, there will be many who will be terminated.

 

32 GB! Come on... for a few extra $ go with 64GB.. after the system software, 24 GB is not a lot of free space for any apps... yet alone any music, videos, pictures, etc.

 

Dude, ever hear of punctuation?

 

Methinks he never was in corporate and probably never was with GSK.......illiterate in English language.

 

Can confirm. Verizon only; iPhone 7, 32 GB, pool of minutes and data shared across the company.

 

On the low side however, no personal use allowed.

 

when are we getting them?

 

When Putin seeks asylum.

 

Don't worry NE rep, you can still fake calls, coach your swim team or go shopping.
I would fire all of you and hire some high school students as your replacements....Go buy a lunch for some office swine and pretend you are selling

 

Doesn't change the fact that any high school student could do your part time job.

 

The douchebag is back!

 

That is a very old and juvenile term.

 

But yet it fits you so well.

 

your mother taught you well...

 

Is it already time to cuddle under your douche blanket. So sad.

 

You like that word ? You be stupid bro.

 

Definition of a douchebag - An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

So sad.

 

Thanks for giving us a good description of yourself.