Next Level CRM Coming

Before the rancid stench of SAP has even left the room, they’ll be rolling out the next level of CRM and rep activity tracking software at the NSM.

 

Fantastic! They’re finally listening, because that’s exactly what we needed and wanted.

Well done team strategy, you’ve absolutely nailed it.

Will the CRM track the number of times my middle finger goes up during the fight song?

 

Whatever - Probably some “next level layoffs” coming before the “next level CRM”. Layoffs won’t be the right people in MN and the CRM will be thrown together and poorly rolled out. So I’m sure it will solve all our problems!

 

Next Level - hahahahahahaha that's rich, hahahahaha

 

oh yay. Can’t wait to be “inspired”, “reinvigorated”, “LIFTED”, blah,,blah, blech at yet another National Waste of Time Meeting to hear the news on this failed initiative waiting to happen.

They should just keep their collective mouths shut and serve unlimited free drinks at this one. No stupid Nike, lunar landings or otherwise videos because you can’t amp this place up anymore.

Announce the complete replacement of the BOD and Mangement and you’ll have a winner.