Openings

Where are they?

 

You had an opening - until it was stuffed closed by my massive throbbing member

 

Well - Guess that one is closed... for now

 

I was there for a brief stay - left my deposit and have slid outta there - The opening is open once again.

 

Well - It's closed again. I got a stiffy and had to wham, bam & slam it

 

I stopped by to slam her again - This time, a new fella -Dicken Cider was there giving her the business. I guess I'll come back another day to see if the garage or the porch has an opening.

 

Men are so weird

 

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