The glorified secretaries, afraid of ANYTHING that shines the light of truth on how useless DSMs are, got my post removed about Happy Secretaries Day! Well, I just wanted to wish all the secretaries and administrative assistants out there (i.e. DSMs) a wonderful day again. Here's to drawing a paycheck, working those Excel spreadsheets, and contributing nothing to the bottom line of the company. You're welcome for the financial support we bring in sales to keep you useless turds employed.