Pernix Job Recruitment Ad

I read a Pernix opening a few weeks ago. It was total bullshit. The real Pernix ad should have gone something like this:

At Pernix we offer:
shitty pay
make believe bonus structure
the only people who make money are the owners of the company
we cover up sales numbers
our upper management team is a bunch young guys that do not have a clue about shit
our products suck
we have no managed care coverage
we will lie to our sales force about medicaid and medicare coverage
in fact we lie about everything
we pretend we are a real pharmaceutical company
we actually lower base salary
we treat you like shit and micro manage you to death
we make up unrealistic sales projections so we can buy shitty products for our sales force to sell only to get sued by the manufacturer
of course we then blame our sales force for our mistakes
we act like our products are the cure for cancer
we pretend we our all religious but in fact we worship the devil
feel free to add your own - everyone should be warned about this company - especially potential investors

 

Ya got that right bro!! This is a bootleg pharma company! Word is they ARE slashin salaries by end of the year!

 

Be sure and add that CC and BB are the biggest ass holes in the pharmaceutical industry and they fuck everyone they can.
You can also add that by getting rid of CC and BB we would not have to cut base salaries below minimum wage.
Add this company is worse than being in hell. That sums it up very nicely.

 

Might be sooner than that buddy! This company is in the hole and and they would basically have to get rid of everybody aside from the reps to make a decent profit.