Pirate?

I was enjoying the angry pirate thread and then....gone. My we've become very sensitive. Quite different than the pirate himself. Except on the last conference call.

 

Anyone else wonder what the pirate might have done to warrant a high paying, essentially no- show job, with seemingly life time tenure?

 

He's an old drunk loser

 

Who is going to replace the pirate?

 

Arrrrgh. Perhaps the little peg leg matey