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PNW Enema

Discussion in 'Boehringer Ingelheim' started by anonymous, Aug 3, 2017 at 11:47 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Lord knows I need one.
     
  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    WTF?
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I got a colonic last night. Now I feel really clean.
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I have a Riedl head on my hose. Cleans me out every time.
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    WTF??!
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Riedl the weedle. Me likely enema.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    You came back after a year and a half for that. Wow. Might be time to find a hobby.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    With friends like that, who needs enemas....
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    So true. So true.
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    The BI logo is actually an enema valve. It's the one Riedl uses.
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    JR is an enema valve.
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    What is an enema?
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    According to Wikipedia:

    “In standard medicine, the most frequent uses of enemas are to relieve constipation and for bowel cleansing before a medical examination or procedure;[2] also, they are employed as a lower gastrointestinal series (also called a barium enema),[3] to check diarrhea,[4] as a vehicle for the administration of food, water or medicine, as a stimulant to the general system, as a local application and, more rarely, as a means of reducing temperature,[1] as treatment for encopresis, and as a form of rehydration therapy (proctoclysis) in patients for whom intravenous therapy is not applicable.[5]

    In other contexts, enemas are used by some alternative health therapies, used "recreationally", chiefly as part of sexual activities, but also in sadomasochism, as well as simply for pleasure, used to intoxicate with alcohol, used to administer drugs for both recreational and religious reasons, and used for punishment.”
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Like when JR is drinking water instead of vodka at a national sales meeting getting you to reveal all. Or when MM asks you to go cover to cover on a diabetes detail with your digital vis aid.

    Love PNW enemas.
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Get him to smoke a little weed then ask all the questions you want. He’ll tell you what kind of lace panties he likes to dress in. Helps him stay in touch with his feminine side.
     
  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Sounds about right. JR Pubic Enema #1.
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    JR walks through a hospital in a non HIPSA complaint area with a rectal thermometer behind his ear. As he steps into the cafeteria, a nurse points this out.
    "Well, whaddaya know!" exclaims the doctor. "Some bum's got my pen."
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    JR goes to see his doctor: "Doc, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."

    Doctor replies: "Next time, take off the candles."
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    That’s soooooo perfect.
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    A man walks into his proctologist appointment

    And the nurse tells him that the doctor will be right with him. As it’s his first time, he anxiously begins to dart his eyes around the office. He sees, among other things, a tube of KY jelly, a glove, and a beer.

    When the doctor comes in, the man’s curiosity gets the best of him, and he can’t help but ask the doctor about the items.

    “Now I know it’s my first rodeo and all,” the man asks, “I can infer what the lube and the glove is for, but for the life of me I can’t imagine what the purpose of the beer is.”

    The doctor suddenly turns red in the face, and with a huff and a puff storms out of his office and slams the door, when the man hears him screaming at his nurses,

    “Damn it all to hell I said a BUTT light!!!”