Poop drug

Cant wait to sell this drug. I gotta take a crap.

 

Zelnorm 2.0

 

Can’t imagine talking about crap all day. Oh wait- I work for Shire. I already do!

 

Is there a specialty sales team hired for poop drug launch? Contract?

 

This drug is perfect for Shire. Crap drug for crappie people.

 

Hahahahaha. This is perfect for Shire

 

Would your business card read “Constapation Specialist”? Slogan “Make America Go Again!”

What a joke company

 

Why would we launch a drug that has been on the shelf for years? LOE will be in less than 5 years.

 

Over crowded market I wouldn’t be surprised if gets pulled for safety issues down line.

 

No way this drug works better than what is already in the market

 

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

Just drink Starbucks nitro cold brew. That will clean you out! And eat some fiber

 

Works every time!

 

Hand it over! We clean it up and out~
signed your Takeda Rep...

 

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