Press Release OMG LOL

Seriously are we going to “co-promote” every product we cannot sell....wait we are SOLE PROMOTERS OF ZOLPY, the shit no one wants to prescribe

 

Why do they need us?

 

time to hang it up

 

I hope the brothers are proud of their non-commercial company. Lol

 

They don’t need YOU. Pharma reps are a dime a dozen. The products are exceptional. Contracting with a proven sales team will make this company more effective, productive and profitable.

 

What’s exceptional about a sleep spray that is 12 years old, failed w 4 previous companies and a cough and cold medicine w a byproduct of the extremely addicting codeine. Management like u are a dime a dozen. We get new sales directors like josh gets sucker investors

 

Minions posting on a website. Funny and sad.

 

Hey, stock trader, you still out there? Hope you listened and sold those 25,000 shares you bought back. Going to need a true Spin-Brow come earnings cause no one selling shit in the field.

 

BFD. Blah, blah, blah. A lot of stocks have done same. Lowe’s is doing well too.
What goes up must come down.
Key is to get out before it dies.... and it will. New home starts are down. Lumber will be going up when China reneges on another “ agreement”.
But, hey, you’re the genius.... in your dreams.

 

WAIT WAIT. ARE YOU COMPARING LOWES AND AYTU IN THE SAME ARGUMENT?!?!! I think you might be dreaming. This company is D.E.A.D

 

ZolpiMist doesnt even have a patent. Fuck you exceptional, you're exceptionally drunk on kool aid Sean

 

Are you implying that a product without a patent can not be successfully marketed? You know, like the computer mouse, karaoke machine, matches, monoclonal antibodies... It’s always fun when the undereducated reps start to post

 

NEWS FLASH!! NEWS FLASH MORON!!!!! Pharmaceutical products can NOT, I repeat, NOT be successful WITHOUT PATIENTS TAKING THEM. You think pharma companies are paid on marketing?? Wow. Aytu should be worth 50x then and maybe Pfizer should be $300 per share cause all their Chatix commercials

 

It can be marketed and sold and the second we actually.sell some they make a generic and poof. No more coverage or branded sales. Wait, first we need sales lololololol

 

So...you understand, that sales is a function of a marketing plan...right? You also know what monoclonal antibodies are...right? It’s entertaining when the uneducated reps post.

 

Uneducated reps....‍♂️.....well you’re the moron who is either investing in our educated pasts or managing us. So we get paid no matter how bad sales are. Joke more on you body. Don’t need to know about antibodies, need prescribers. Wait marketing will take care of that. Ahhhh

 

I agree ♂️

 

No worries- the routing exercise will fix everything

 

Marketing doesnt sell shit. They just blame the field when sales fall short since day 1 at aytu

 

Who would you like them to blame...your mommy, who told you how great you were as you received your participation trophy? Grow up. Take responsibility for your lack of effective messaging and or work ethic. Aytu will survive looong after you have moved onto a wonderful career in insurance sales.