Spouse: Honey, it's someone named Ramona!!! She wants to talk with you briefly! Spouse again: Honey, did you hear me? It's Ramona!!!! Takeda Rep: Tell her I'm in the shower!! Spouse: She said it can't wait!! Takeda Rep: DAMMIT!! I said tell her I'm in the bathroom!! Spouse: She said to tell you that your FIRED!! She said a man is already in route to get our car, ipad, laptop, and other Takeda property. She also said there will be NO severance!! Takeda Rep: What did you say?? Spouse: Honey, does this mean I have to go back to work at Starbucks? I thought you said the other day that Takeda has this "ism" thing where they are all like family, and that they would have your back!! What happened to that?? HONEY?? Are you listening to me??
"Hola it's Ramona Say hello to my lil Fren" I just bought into a strip club and own 2 Chipotles. Good News is if you can twirl upside down on a pole to some Motley Crue or shovel meat and rice into a burrito " We are hiring!"
