It’s okay. The belt buckle will make up for me missing church with my kids. Thank goodness that they’ll know the work is more important that family time.
I’d be more concerned that the kids have a whiny ass for a parent. So you have to travel once in a while. Ask little sally if she’d like to give up dance and little Timmy if he’d like to give up baseball so mommy can stay home.
Once in a while? What the hell are you doing out there? Lemme guess - lunches, Starbucks runs? Sorry I like spending time with my family. I’m at a gala, walk or exhibit most weekends. Sorry I interrupted your tequila shots. I’ll let you get back to cheating on your spouse.
Easy there soccer mom. Maybe you are in the wrong profession for your stage of life. This job is for closers. Clearly you need a basic 9-5. May not pay for the BMW or the LV purse, but that’s the cost for marrying poorly princess.