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Discussion in 'Boehringer Ingelheim' started by anonymous, Jan 8, 2020 at 5:02 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    It’s that time of year
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Let's get some team work going:

    "Was able to effectively grow...."
    " Grew territory from baseline..."
    "Executed several speaker programs by being collaborative'.."

    Somebody else chime in please! For such a small task it is torturous ever year.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Called my HSBS
    Showed them where the front door of their account was located
    Drove around with manager. Took them to lunch at Chili’s-
    Dumped samples at the beginning of every month so I didn’t have to leave the house
    Binge watched Hulu
    Made it to the gym
    Watched more Hulu
    Saw a product advertisement on TV
    Pretended to be engaged at a meeting
    Ordered some literature/ went straight to the dumpster
    Oh wow I gotta cut and paste this to my MAG
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Same here except didn't make it to the gym

    Well played sir
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    My neighbor works here, so he says. The guy goes to the gym 2x a day, does all the grocery shopping for the household and runs the kids around. I swear he never works, yet lives high off the hog. Does this really happen? WTF? No wonder drug prices are so fuckin high.
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Honestly I don't know who these jokers are (and trust me I'll get flamed for saying this) BUT DAMN not in MY WORLD? My territory is huge and windshield time is expansive. Perhaps I'm one of the fortunate reps but access is good and with robust lunch programs. Chasing the tail is a daily feat leaving me exhausted by the evening..then there's the paper work..

    You will see people calling me a liar, stupid, not knowing how to play the game...yea. But I'm an honest rep.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Your ok brother. I think a lot of things on here are hyped. Aside from the windshield time very similar. Biggest problems is limited lunch budget and being outspent by competition.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I believe you. Other than a barista, only a completely kool-aid drunk caricature of a typical drug rep uses the word "robust'.

    It doesn't make you sound smart.
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    perfect for a drinking game - whenever someone says “robust” in a meeting everyone drinks
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    See^^^ Just as I predicted..lazy reps HATE being called out.
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    ? perhaps in a nursing home? Nobody would get even slightly lit.