Stay Away from Celularity...

It is our mantra at Celularity and it will soon be yours. We reward the following:

Diversity
Estrogen
Woman’s Rights
Artificially Created Drama
Bullying Men
#MeToo

You will spend time at work each day with a bitch of a boss who will clear you of your micro-aggressions, implicit bias, and institutional maleness.

You will be made to feel ashamed of possessing a Y chromosome and be expected to sit down to urinate.

You will sit back and purge yourself of your patriarchy and take orders from a divorced, narcissistic, sexist, sociopathic alpha female who not only behaves like Harvey Weinstein but looks like him as well.

You will learn to be set up for failure if you have the temerity to refuse to scratch her itch on command.

You will learn that this behavior is not only condoned but encouraged by HR.

RUN FOREST RUN!!!!

 

Ironic, considering the CEO's politics

 

Only the C-Suite are men and have absolutely no clue of what is really going on. Everyone else in the company is female and are allowed to act with complete impunity.