Stool Testing?

Discussion in 'Interpace Diagnostics' started by anonymous, Sep 20, 2016 at 8:23 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Rumor has it we are validating a new stool based test for pancreatic cysts.
    Simple collection process- you can use either the GI or the Thyroid collection box.
    Take out the Styrofoam packaging and deposit stool sample in box. The entire bowel movement is suggested. Send direct to Interpace Diagnostics: Attn Greg Richard

    Daily samples are both appropriate and appreciated.
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Please don't forget to say whether you ate at Subway, Jimmie Johns, or Jersey Mike's the day before. I would like to compare against my own.

    Dicktard


     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I was told we can do cat and dog stool testing as well.
    I've collected a week's worth from both and sent it in yesterday.
    How will they report back the results?
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Baked in a pie
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    working on a pediatric indication now and we need samples for validation
    Please send all your dirty diapers to Interpace
    attn: Greg
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    A word of caution
    Greg has received some shit in the mail.
    He is getting it DNA tested.
    Don't let the company get a sample of your DNA to match.
    As long as your DNA isn't on file, you should be OK.
     
  7. anonymous

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    Apparently this is what led to Peter's demise
    He sent his own stool in addressed to Greg and Greg ran a forensic match.

    I volunteer part time at a nursing home and routinely send what I can collect in a bed pan or two so I think I'm safe. Hopefully there aren't any cameras around The Mail Stop when I drop off the federalexpress pack