The GSK - "Dead Horse Plan"

Discussion in 'GlaxoSmithKline' started by Anonymous, Jan 24, 2012 at 9:01 PM.

Tags: Add Tags
  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    love it love it love it love it. If we serve dead horses at an inservice, can we still expense it?
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Only if you have a id number on that horse. and must have patient contact.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What a stupid post.

    YAWN..........
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Oh you know you loved it!
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Ok what do you think #14 can be - How we test to see who is the fast horse and can win the race but we don"t post the winners. We just reward em with more comm $$$.

    Because in the GSK spirit we cannot post losers - remember it not about selling and winners here!
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Ideas for #15????
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    didn't we get rid of the Indians ?
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Still working on this plan. Management will get it right soon.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    This is till the only funny post on this thread.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    So does GSK have a new plan. What have they added to the plan for 2014?
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The plan is parts of #2 (changing riders), and the results of #10 (doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance) which concluded that adding more riders of lesser weight will indeed increase performance and shelter upper management from their jobs being cut.
    The sales force will be expanding to fill every territory with a rep for asthma/diabetes.
    Paul Revere should announce this to all clinics so that the doors can be thrown open in advance of our arrival by Q2 2014.
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    More like a donkey or an ass.
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yes, you are. Glad you finally noticed it.
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    many horses, asses, or donkeys are just going to run away......it's as simple as that !
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Can the plan still be The patient First - or do sales really matter?
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Nice addition good work.
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    New Addition Few things in life can be be not only enjoyable but so very memorable.

    1. Smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

    2. The perfect single malt scotch following a round if golf that contained a hole in one.

    3. Packing all your GSK PF learning material and other mounds of pure crap and taking them to the dump.
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Why do you repeat posts on separate threads?
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Actually I did not do that but now that I know it irritates you I will use it as my sign off.
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Me 2 - Actually I did not do that but now that I know it irritates you I will use it as my sign off.