Thing on the move

Well, we must be in the final phases of something. Contractors jettisoned at all sites, ELT/SLT hug-bunnies goose stepping the halls these days, dispensing that tough love that they do so well. And the HR monkeys, nose firmly implanted in their overlord's ass-cracks, nodding and scowling as the situations demand. Quite a show, quite a show. Nice sweater selections these days too. And, as always, the sock fashion is impeccable.

Little bird says that this spring's migration might be a big one.

 

The massive loss of people is obvious almost from the get go during "visits". It doesn't help that the organization charts are done on wipe boards ;^) but it is convenient.
Another self inflicted audit should do the trick. Surprised people haven't developed stuttering problems.
The FDA has started making the rounds, too. Expect new dance routines when that happens, just like in Charleston. Didn't our fearless leaders get a warning letter at their last conquest out east? Ares should have been more diligent, or were they into cost cutting too?

 

The massive loss of people is obvious almost from the get go during "visits". It doesn't help that the organization charts are done on wipe boards ;^) but it is convenient.
Another self inflicted audit should do the trick. Surprised people haven't developed stuttering problems.
The FDA has started making the rounds, too. Expect new dance routines when that happens, just like in Charleston. Didn't our fearless leaders get a warning letter at their last conquest out east? Ares should have been more diligent, or were they into cost cutting too?

 

If you sit back and watch this is actually entertaining. That's because the action is so easy to predict, so phony in the delivery and so set in the outcome. Just agree with everything the SLT/ELT wants and cover your ass. These guys are clueless at how to sustain anything beyond a week or two (look at the reason for metrics) and micromanage even the smallest burps and farts.
I could care less if I am let go. I hope I find another job before then, but being unemployed for a time might be the best thing. This company is the best unreality show going until it isn't.

 

Unreality is assholes that can't hire anyone so the rest of us have more OT.
How in the hell can they get people to join this circus if they don't pay shit for professionals? I'll bet upper management is making a lot of money.
Fuck it.

 

Going to get this place at a discount. They know they have some serious damage control and major league hiring if they buy this place. Or hire goat herders.

 

Just look at the ground when they walk by.
It is no fun to work here.

 

That is what they told the people at Auschwitz. Don't look at the guards as they walk by and you will be OK......we all know how that worked out.

 

I will have to see the metrics before maybe any sort of evaluation. Have to add this to the 126 that are generated every week.

 

More prospective buyers snooping around he last few weeks. Ted asking for things and Chad, his little cabin boy, chasing him around. Two little rays of sunshine.

 

You gotta believe that Stevie's euro-style clothing and footwear, coupled with his unshaven face and showing that hint of manly-man chest hair would have bidders flocking to the chemistry Eden he and his minions have created.
What a clown show.

 

Hahahahaha
Last week was something to watch when you understand the plan management has here. Trying to fix shit while dancing around prospective buyers and looking down the road to an FDA visit. All these people know is pressure tactics, they hardly ever offer anything to help. What sort of idiots expect this to work for customers, buyers or the FDA? Just smile and tell them sure!

 

Gonna send Ted to check up on you, or his sidekick,cabin-boy Chad. They'll align you.
People skills = Oxymoron

 

Some of those potential buyers are going to need "the parking lot treatment" to get them to consider buying this dump.
Steve, can you set this up? Thank you.

 

Steve will make the deal
In the parking lot one day
Watch it if you can

 

The exodus is continuing.
The blowhard trio had some poor saps through today. Bidding starts at 12 shekels.
Adam continues to stink up the place.

 

Hope the saps brought a bag of money. Lots of us are hoping for a management change.

Because somewhere out there a concentration camp is missing it's guards.

 

The assclowns at Allclammy could not cut it a guards, many, many of the prisoners have escaped. You should do the same, this is going to get worse.

A change in management will not fix the problems e.g.:

1)lack of capital investment (duh, who would invest in this shit hole)
2) loss of senior analytical ans management who actually run the business
3) lack of long term vision (realistic vision, not blue sky dreams)
4) a very competitive landscape both for work and staff
5) location, location, location
6) a declining regulatory reputation and a horrible customer service record due in large part to # 2.

 

Announcement

The company has given up on selling. Instead, they have asked for help from Love it or List it. Team Hilary proposed to remodel those “darn cute chemists labs” into “whimsical video poker rooms.” Team David wants to move everyone to a low rent toxic waste facility.