so I recently overheard that there's trouble in paradise b/c durnig a drunken binge, me. sw. gave je. st.'s new husband a real ista welcome (read: oral) she was talking mad s#$% about it, too
actually i happen to know her boy, ma. do., and the truth is he never hooked up with either of them he told the funniest story about her at his bachelor party- remember when you were a kid and you pulled your mouth back at the corners and stuck out your tongue, and your mom would tell you to knock it off or else your face would stay like that permanently? je. st.'s face stayed we were freaking crying from laughing so hard, matty is a funny kid
did you see JS at the nat. sales mtg? uh, either she's retaining all kinds of water or she ate her new husband on their honeymoon and i can totally verify the meg sw. info; there is quite a large amount of haterade being passed around ista socal these days; put a couple drinks in meg, and the stories do flow...
In all seriousness, I was part of the new hire's in November of last year, and I would LOVE to hook up with Me. Sw.! There is something very sexy about that girl. MMMMM MMMMMM! And you talk bj's? Oh my......maybe in Dallas soon???
