Wear your ferring proudly.

Please don't wear them indecently!

 

I wear one on my navel!

 

We put some ferrings on our laboratory rats and the went bonkers!!!!

 

My fiance wears it on her left nostril. I wear mine on the right nostral just for symmetry.

 

I hung two on my mother-in-law making it so much easier to find my car keys after we've paid her a visit!

 

I hung one on my johnson and added a five pound weight. Maybe it will stretch it out two more inches and save my marriage!

 

Let us know if your experiment works.

 

It's working, it's working !

 

I'm not only a hero at home but my mother-in-law is mounting me twice a week!

 

I hear that's twice as often as your wife....true?

 

Sadly, you are correct.

 

thanks for admitting to it !

 

ur welcum

 

why next Humphry?

 

Humphrey here. I say we ferring our testicles. What say u?

 

I say ferrings look best on swollen clitorises.

 

I say they look best on a rat's tail!

 

I think it looks best on a racing snail !

 

Ferrings look best on donkeys from space!

 

I don't agree. They look awesome on Killer Clowns from Mars !