What company will Flemming go to next and what company will he try to CHANGE it to?

Flemming has told us over and over again how much he likes CHANGE. And we saw how he CHANGED Baxalta into Shire, and
CHANGED Shire into Takeda.
So, answer these 2 questions
1 What company will Flem go to next?
2 What company will he try and CHANGE it into?

 

With Pflegm's expertise in value creation through precision acquisitions and mergers he will probably go to a major investment firm as a consultant.

 

Here are several reasons why Phlegm could start his own VC: 1. In only 5 years, He made a fortune estimated at $~250m. 2. He disapointed many investors and won't be followed next. His track record is bad and the Takeda sale at $64bn does not help : 32 for Baxalta +8.4 for Dyax +5.2 for NPS +4.2 for Viropharma +a laundry list of smaller ones leaves a mediocre valuation for the synergies he failed to create. 3. He makes bad decisions over and over, does not learn from them and blames others. OBU as an example among many many was is baby. He predicted Xiidra would bring 'billions'! But in a VC, he will be investing on others work and vision, which is much safer 4. He doesn't like people and will not have to manage anyone in a VC. 5. He will be free to be where He wants without having to tell anyone (that does not change).

 

Unlikely. Why? First, he we, be terrified of losing money. Second, he is short, insecure, and unappealing. He would be an investor of last resort. Third, as we all know he is not terribly bright. He will slink away and try to work on boards on third world countries and Florida, where they will have never heard of him.

 

He will become the new CEO of Theranos
And try to change it to LabCorp!

 

Fleming is going to be the new CEO of Texas de Brazil. He is going to purchase Fogo de Chao and in the process over pay by $15 billion dollars for the company. His 2020 goal is to turn then into Golden Corral's thus creating a buffet empire and he will be king

 

Plans are being put in place for Flemmie to open a chain of taco stands in the Canary Islands which will only accept payment in FlemBot digital currency.

 

The Story of the Church of Phlegm

Flemming will purchase Joel Osteen’s church in Houston, Texas, over paying by $10B.
He will then move to Houston, kick Joel Osteen out of his job, rename it Church of Phlegm, and enjoy being a TV televangelist every Sunday morning. But we all know he won’t be satisfied for long making long boring motivational speeches.

So he will CHANGE by moving the Church of Phlegm to the Canary Islands and decide to. only officiate at Royal Weddings for 1M Euros a pop.

 

Will you grow up and move on to better things, or will you continue to be the jackass of the shire (and other) Boards?

 

Seriously, why do you care. What benefit do you gain from being a "protector" of someone who doesn't give a rat's ass about you?

 

Flemming will write long winded love letters to a young lady in Russia, insisting that he loves her, has to have her and if she will not marry him, he will be forced to go to her family and offer them lots of Rubles for her hand in marriage. He over pays for his mail order bride by 10M Rubles and he’s happy for 5 minutes after the Canary Islands honeymoon is over. So then he decides to divorce her and sells her to a new Japanese husband for 10M yen.

 

Flemming will start his own micro country on a deserted island and proclaim himself emperor. He will name it Isle of Change. One day he will get bored, decide he misses the Canaries, and sell Isle of Change to Richard Branson for €10B.

 

Flem will purchase a Bureau de Change in the UK (currency exchange) but he will quickly get bored and will change it to his own unique digital currency, FlemCoin.

 

Flem will go on to another pharma and make all the employees miserable. Here’s how-
He will shut down the home office and move it to a location more convenient for him; it will be completely inconvenient for all the employees and so they will have to relocate or quit.
He will horse trade products and therapeutic areas which will mean lots of employees losing jobs.
He will will constantly blog about how great Jeff Bezos is and tell employees what books to read, and it will be written in a way it just pisses people off.
He will cheap out and cut budgets to a minimum.
His actions will drive the stock into the ground.

 

gey a life Loser!

 

Flem is so unhappy with his Glassdoor rating he will buy them just so he can rig the system and make it look like he has a high approval rating.

 

Flem doesn't care about Glassdoor ratings. He suckered you sheep and walks away a rich man.
Enterprise car rentals is waiting for you dopes, get ready to apply there.

 

IKEA

 

Watch out Flem because it’s a honey trap and the oldest trick in the book. She will take all your money.

 

6 months after takeover complete
Takeda will hie Flem to fix the mess