In your case, you can get an early start by signing the McDonald's theme song as it will be your new place on employment: ".................you deserve a break today, at McDonalds" Good luck!
Day before they should play Highway to Hell by ACDC. On layoff day play Round and round the mulberry bush. (Perfect time for musical chairs, the performance of which is an Autumn ritual for our company). Management layoffs should be accompanied by "Another one bites the dust" by queen.
I was going to say Bonnie Tyler and "I need a hero", but I am going to go with Fontella Bass and "Rescue Me".
Please Release Me Let Me Go by Englebert Humperdink....you can't make this shit up. Real song real artist from long ago. My Mom used to listen to this.
Have you noticed that no one ever finds your juvenile posts the least bit funny? You think you would have noticed by now and figured out that it was a waste of time.