What do you like about working here?

I will begin this off with what I love most about working here! I would love to here your real great stories also!

I love it that I can really screw up the pooch with my entire career here, but since I are senior director with grande fake boobies, I blame everyone else and it is a-ok! The small people are worthless and I like to shit on them. They have to like it! I wear way too much make up because I am ugly as shit but it seems to work! I has the best job! I and me side kick will rule this world!