What would you do to increase Benco's Sales Morale?

Got my DRA reports this morning and I’m officially a $1.5 million tr. only took me 6 yrs you can achieve here if u work a lot like I. As we know $1.5 million and above tr are viewed as Elite and I am happy to be elite.

 

I’m also happy that being openly gay and a minority didn’t hurt either!

 

Please give yourself back to Jesus. He’ll forgive you. I promise.

 

Thanks

 

Congratulations on your Elite status. Chairman’s Club is right around the corner.

I am curious, what to you contribute to your success? Do you or have you considered mentoring? How do you set your goals? I’ve been with the company almost 11 years and still haven’t crested that threshold. I’m excited for you.

 

I'm not a theologian, but I don't remember much in the gospel about homosexuality. Paul had plenty to say. Maybe this guy reached 1.5 mil after being inspired by the Sermon on the Mount, oft-quoted by Earl Nightingale?

 

Jaw. Is. On. The. Floor.

 

You’ve been cheated, no company car?
Let me mentor you

 

I got a Volvo I drive in Washington but I travel soo much so I’m always in a rental car. Fav is Volkswagen Beetle, I get more respect from the reps. They can appreciate a man car. Flower power.

 

My company car is a Mini Cooper with a bright pink sticker on the back window that says Tooth Fairy.

 

I would love a mentor to get me a company car. How do I contact you?

 

It’s pretty simple. Next time you see the great leader from the west. Grab my ass, tell me how I’m such a good leader n bend me over. I will repay you with a company car.

 

I’ll mentor you
Meet me in men’s potty, stall 4, c terminal, arrival
Bring the following: topical anesthetic, cheek retractor

 

That’s all I got to do to get a company car? I’m in

 

What do I have to do for a company car and gas card?

 

Don’t forget it depends on what region you cum from? Some will be cumming earlier.

 

hey anyone take the antitrust training that was an hour long? I could have summed it up much quicker: don't do what chuck did so we don't get fined again. Click submit to acknowledge that you read this. DONE.

 

Basically don’t be Chuck and don’t talk to Guggenheim or any Patterson reps. But if you do log it. It’s okay to talk to Schein or Burkhart reps.

 

And logging all personal interactions, so if you happen to have a family member that works for patterson you have to log every family gathering and what you talked about. Stupid.

 

How would I increase morale? Simple, I’d show some of you numb nuts the commission plan and explain it to you like this: “sell more + make more = better morale”