What's your best/worst memory as a drug rep?

At least you retired...they deleted my job.

 

don't forget to put on your synthroid hat to wear this winter...and the pen/level

 

At least you got a hat

 

Having my way with several married colleagues during the sales meetings. Had them lined up, different one each night.

 

Dude this still goes on. Meeting are still an all night drunken orgy with free booze! This place is run like a frat house!

 

Not to defend Abbvie but this is industry wide, not just an abbvie issue. Hey, I’m not complaining, and neither were these women!

 

I did == but it's funny. ask my brother the drunk !

 

The next day they come walking into the meeting late Yosemite Sam style
cause I pretzeled em like a porn star

HEY Maury?

 

Who’s Maury

 

That's why I'm here! The free unlimited alcohol at meetings, married women with loose morals. The gals here dress like strippers in the evenings at these meetings . It's just a grinder meat market situation after hours. I love it! Best party company ever. You know how they rate party colleges we should rate Abbvie as the number 1 party company in the US!!!!

 

Maury is Maureen and I sent her back to your Dad bow legged and sore....

 

Maury confirming the dna on your ladies Pap smear is mine

 

I used to work here. Good to know you are still partying hard!

 

Does anyone remember the huge party we had after we had that special guest trainer Jordan Belford? Remember the gals were dancing on the bar! What a party.

 

my favorite memory of Abbvie is the retirement income, investments and nothing else. Paid 6 figures for a 10-2 pm job, a decent company car and the knowledge I will never have to endure a business plan meeting, a POA or another worthless National Meeting..
Now my only business plan is deciding if I am taking my dog hiking or playing golf.

 

Right on!

 

Sorry she retired last year!

 

June 29th was my best day in pharma, as I never have to sit in a room with two obnoxious loud mouthed blondes, and the lazy DM

 

That is a good day!