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Who drives a sales company?

Discussion in 'ACell' started by anonymous, Oct 28, 2016 at 3:27 PM.

  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Don't worry folks, its a trick question.

    Marketing is so bored they can buy salamanders as pets, legal employs and engulfs 40% of the net sales for who knows what, R&D is run by the Pope who can do no wrong, Uncle Billy is so untouchable a BigMac Buffet is being installed down the hallway so he doesn't have to leave the building (though, he doesn't actually report to anyone there anyway), and the new VP of sales hasn't said a word to a single sales rep yet. At least Uncle Tres got people fired up once in a while. Just hoping I can sit by the pool and that Mimedx doesn't chop off my powdah business, so I can ride this out another year. Failure to plan is a plan to fail.
     
  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    This one always made me laugh.
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Salespeople much more important than marketing.

    Not a trick question.
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    “The fish rots from the head” Skip, Patrick and Bill
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    this place sure stinks.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Dropbox crew has been dirty for years brah. This group has two mottos:

    1. if you ain’t cheatin you ain’t tryin
    2. F compliance and all the rules
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    “If you’re not first, you’re last.” Sounds like a good DD quote.