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Who is the Rumpster?

Discussion in 'Critical Therapeutics' started by Anonymous, Apr 21, 2008 at 10:43 AM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Probably mid to late twenties, single and fancies himself a "player".
    Uses a lot of hair gel.
    Wears sunglasses indoors.
    Got laid off from CRTX during the first round.
    Works in a pod to hide his deficiencies.
    Probably with a big pharma company selling "me too" products.
    Loves to talk about himself.
    Flirts with the receptionists and MAs.
    Thinks he's a specialty rep. but is really only primary care.
    Talks trash about his competition instead of selling his own products' benefits.
    Complains that managed care is killing him.
    Complains that the "assholes" in corporate don't know how to forecast.

    Someone has to know who Rumpy is, or have a good idea. Any guesses?
     
  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    White and single, talks a big game about dating but has never been seen with a girl. Lives somewhere in the Eastern time zone, probably with his Mom.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    answering your own posts again. how cute!

    RTL, BIGOT! :)
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Just adding more clues as we try to analyze (get it anal-yze) you.

    Hahahaha, RTR, RUMPY!!!
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We? Are you hearing voices again? When they tell you to kill yourself, LISTEN TO THEM!

    Oh yeah, and RTL, BEEOCH! :)
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Peppers his everyday conversations with words like "motherfuckers, asswipes, assholes, beeoch".
    Reverts to name calling when confronted by his own inadequacies.
    Calls others hypocrites even as he does the same thing.
    Tries to divert attention from himself by pointing at others.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    "motherfuckers, asswipes, assholes, beeoch and hypocrite" are all descriptive terms. They describe you perfectly. If the shoes fits, wear it...right to the LINE, BEEOCH :)
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Rents an apartment with an old frat buddy (who now sleeps with one eye open).
    Hangs out at the pool to pick up on all the single moms.
    Works out in the "health club" aka room next to the on site laundrymat.
    Actually works on getting a tan.
    Brags about how he gets Showtime and HBO free from the cable guy.
    Has a Hibatchi on the deck (8 X 4) with a folding lawn chair.
    Bought a mountain bike but doesn't use it.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Where did you attend school, Rumpy? Most "descriptive terms" are names. Hence, if I said; "Rumpy is a motherfucker" it could be be both derogatory or descriptive as in you fuck mothers. Or if I said; "Rumpy is an asswipe" it could mean your a mean spirited person or, literally, a place to wipe an ass (maybe both). That 4 year college didn't do you any favors when they transferred your community college credits.

    RTR, Rumpy!!!
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Might be MR, KL, or GS all from the old Rockets region.
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    wrong, wrong and wrong.

    The fact is, crtx screwed over so many people I could be one of dozens of other initials. Good luck and keep the guesses coming. Until then, I think you should RTL, BEEOCH! :)
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    LMAO! You nailed this guy's profile!
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Do you know who he is? Initials? He definately deserves to be outed!
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We all know reps like this one.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    This could be anyone of thousands of podders, it does seem to fit the asswipe known as Rumpy though.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Humpty Dumpty Rumpy