Who will play John Kapoor???????

Ok, so we all know that Insys is corrupt and a documentary or movie will come out soon after the trial is over. But what we don't know is who will play the leading roles. Enter your choice for favorite actor/actress for these corrupt bozos. Who would represent them the best??? And if you feel compelled to add other Insys employees that we've left out that you insist must be in the movie, feel free to add their name and who you suggest for the actor.

1) Kapoor
2) Babich
3) Burlakoff
4) Gurry
5) Simon
6) Lee
7) Rowan

 

Don't forget Mrs. Babich. Bonnie and Clyde got it done!

 

8) Cromartie - Uma Thurman

 

What a clever thread. Turning the massive human tragedy that happened here into an online parlor game.
It's just innocent "shop talk" Right? I guess it is true that in unguarded moments, people often reveal their true character. (or lack thereof).

 

Oh go blow yourself. People have always used dark humor to deal with the tragedies of life. It is one of the safest and most effective therapies.

Try it and maybe you can avoid cracking up.

 

Kapoor- Deniro, he did a great job with Madoff
Babich- Will Ferrell, obviously
Alec- Charlie Sheen, but he will have to really play up the sleaze
Lee- Heidi Fleiss?

 

Kapoor - Ian Mchane

 

Alec - Charlie Hunnam
Babich - Seth Rogan

 

Joe Rowan - Dolph Lungren?

 

And you wonder why Pharma lays off reps in the millions ? Look at the Man Child's immature mind above and plastered all over CP !

 

Dark humor ? I prefer light and truth.

Thanks for the suggestion, (and the misplaced, but certainly well intended, concern for my mental health)

 

AB: Pacino, include an ounce of coke on the table and platform shoes to appear taller

Simon and Cromartie: Sonny and Cher on acid

Chicken Gurry: Hitler

KH: Camealeon Russian spy

Rowan: Dennis Rodman

 

Xun Yu - Ron Jeremy

 

Sanga, Patrick Ewing

Cromartie, Tonja Harding

 

Why "chicken" gurry?

 

Sunrise Lee - Danielle Fishel

 

Colt Woods, Verne Troyer

 

Hello from the other side