What'd We Do Today?!

I'm a republican and I jacked off today

 

I hear sooner than some morons think.

 

Sent that shiny new Volvo back

 

Morons cannot think. Translation - we is dumb at BMS

 

I am a moron and I jacked off today

 

Hit a few golf balls. Drove my Volvo to a restaurant to pick up my lunch for the family on the BMS credit card. Sent some emails to manager about the lunch and how well received it was by the “office”

 

Put new batteries in my rabbit and watched Porn Hub. Then logged in 3 calls

 

Now that’s funny! Thanks for a chuckle to start the day

 

Lucky you, my rabbit is on backorder.

 

Moved the car from one side of the driveway to the other

 

Started summer hours on a Tuesday. No one here will know since everyone else is doing it.

 

The Imposter

So, she strolls into a light PCP office
With her jet black hair pulled back
And no hiking back pack stack
Of mystery, unearned confidence

She whispers hey to the hourly
Smug and glib with her sunglasses
Set up on her frontal lobe sassy
Asking stat Qs of loving Eliquis dearly?

Hourly shares a name with an imposter
The imposter slips a packet over
A front counter then silent to her rover
To enter the content into her BMS composter.

And days, and miles, pretty smiles sweep
The truth of the bull shit of power
Time never grows late in pharma hour
For scrubbed illusion that gouges Americans deep.