Laughing Stock of the Industry

I thought by the time you reached your 25th birthday, you would mature a little! I don't have any posts recently.

 

If you don't have any posts recently, then the post must not be about you?? Care to name your CC, Einstein?

 

I am so glad I'm gone... Thank You Watson...... Thank you!!

 

Have the fries at McDonald's set you free?

 

Has your PIP at Actavis set you free yet? Is your 18th month there looming large on the horizon? This outfit used to call it a WIP but that "work improvement plan" was too hopeful and WIP was too physically (accurate) descriptive (not to be confused with WOP or upper management, another thing entirely) that they changed it to PIP. WIP was deceptive with that implication that if one worked more effectively the victim may be able to remain employed. The PIP implies that improved performance may allow one to remain and since performance improvement is contingent upon increasing sales, remaining would be impossible with that product line. Kind of like twisting in the wind. Once PIPped, one becomes the target of jokes and the reason for district failure. Ain't that a pip? But it takes the heat off the DM temporarily.

 

I feel like I'm the one who is laughing! No PIP's, or WIP's, or SIP's, or FIP's!
Just a man, his spouse, his 2 kids, his dog, his cat, and double dipping with 2 pharma jobs!
I love you, Watson!

 

SO, HOW ABOUT THOSE BONUSES, SPORTSFANS?

 

A little birdie is telling me that certain people in the training department are desperately trying leave. I've also heard they've been bad mouthing everyone from leadership to marketing to the reps on their way out. Typical corporate douchebags

 

Does rats leaving the sinking ship sound familiar? Beat training to a real job fast!`

 

The above poster sounds like typical corporate propaganda; blame the victim instead of the perpetrators.

 

I really think that distinction goes to Jazz Pharmacduticals.

 

No surprise here. A lot of fat needs to be trimmed at corporate

 

Watson makes generic drugs. They are golden to senior citizens and Walmart shoppers. Cheer up folks, there is a market for Watson product.