Must Not Be Any Real Problems To Deal With

Did anyone else get this claptrap from Corporate Communications?

We are excited about the upcoming rollout of Patterson’s new Purpose, Vision, and Values.

In preparation for the company-wide launch of the Purpose, Vision, and Values on September 20, we designed leader engagement sessions to help you internalize and communicate the new statements with your team. These sessions are designed to be timely, action-oriented, and support you as you prepare for this transformation within Patterson. The expectation is that you attend all of these sessions.

I must have misheard the latest earnings call. Clearly everything is picture perfect if we have time for this nonsense.