Et Tu Haiku III

All they do is cry
CP's most pathetic board
Look in the mirror

 

Crazy March Madness
Lots of good hoops this weekend.
Florida Gators

 

Abbosh? Wilkerson??
This cannot be happening!!?!
Will Watson survive?

 

Spring is in the air.
But Watson's a toe fungus.
So it don't smell good.

 

Haiku is dead punk.
24 days between posts.
Nothing to see here.

 

You'll help launch again.
I'll decide when to use you.
I use CC Dolts.

 

Wanna bet douchebag.
I am the king of Haiku.
Four Two Ohhh, smoke weed.

 

You get the cadence.
But your words are just drivel.
Learn from the Master.

 

You know I own you.
Cadence, big word for small boy
Eat my shorts; wee lad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

On the eastern coast,
Not working on this fine day.
Eighty five degrees.

 

Still on the East coast.
You have never, ever worked.
CC Dolts just can't.

 

douche says C C dolts;
Get some new words you faggot.
Rest In Peace Robert.

 

I'm so sorry, Turd.
But CC and Turd just fits.
Don't be ashamed!

 

Vocabulary!
You admit your ignorance?
Try "Dictionary".

 

Well that makes no sense.
I won't try "Dictionary".
You're a Dick, Turd, Dolt.

 

You are quite the fool.
Ignorance epitomized.
Make sense to you now?

 

You try to lash out.
But it just falls back on you.
You non-working Dolt.

 

Fart gas sucking fool,
flatulence is your desire.
Thoughts, like breath, both stink.

Please declare yourself
Winner and still champion.
We need a good laugh.

You do entertain
but not in the way you think.
Ruler of fool self.

 

Man, you've really popped!!
I must've got your goat, Dolt.
You just rambled on.......................

 

Great day U S A
All Americans rejoice,
Bin Laden is dead.