Et Tu Haiku III

How do you do it?
I want to hang with you BRO.
Your life is awesome !!!!!!!!

 

Dweeb leaves fav ewe's stall.
Hums Rocky theme while dressing.
Plans to rub one out.

 

Dweeb high fives himself.
With stupid exclamations.
Classic BPT !

 

I just played eighteen.
Now, lunch, Grille Room at Winged Foot.
Tonight - Rangers game !!!

 

Corn State Dweeb putt putts.
Then, a Burger King flame broil.
Tonight is TV !!!

 

Rangers victory.
Post game party with celebs.
I had to sleep in !!!

 

Post TV Party
Meets County Farmer of Year
Hoo Boy - MO Good Times !!!

 

Big Knicks win last night.
That was me behind Spike Lee.
He's such a great dude !!!

 

Got to get packing.
Thursday, off to Aruba.
Divi Divi Trees !!!

 

Dweeb will pack tissue
He's going to rub one out.
Divi's code: SMALL dick !!!

 

I just won four grand
at Stellaris Casino.
I love Aruba !!!

Time to go check-in
Presidential Suite awaits.
Yeah bro, life is good !!!

 

Dweeb won four corn dogs.
At Ballwin Miniature Golf.
Now he'll rub one out.

 

Now Dweeb will check in.
He got room at Motel 6.
Is the ewe with him?

 

You are so damn lame.
Aruba guy does own you.
You, an Iowan.

 

You, such bad English.
The same bad English as Dweeb
Stop being his Turd.

 

Snorkeling all day.
Now cocktails at the beach bar.
Grilled lobster at nine !!!

 

Pond innertubing
Now Bud near the red barn door
"Seafood" from McD's

 

Two more full days here.
Today I'm deep sea fishing.
Tonight, casinos !!!

 

Two days on dad's farm.
"Fishing" for ewes by the barn.
Then, pull tabs at bar !!!

 

Kudos to you my friend. This delusional tool needs to realize that he is so irrelevant, pathetic, and laughable. Your comebacks are comedy genius and it makes this haiku D-bag more laughable than ever. I love to see this kind of creative humor, keep up the great comebacks.